JOKE OF THE DAY

BROS T: JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JOHNNY: I'M DOING GOOD.
BROS T: YEAH LIKEWISE ME. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
JOHNNY: IT'S SUPERB!
BROS T: REALLY?! PLEASE JIST ME?
JOHNNY: YEAH! I WAS PASSING BY THE GREATEST EATERY (DONMODE FAST-FOOD), THERE I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE, THATS WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO SEE MAYBE THEY (EATERY WORKERS) ARE DISTRIBUTING FOOD.
BROS T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND WERE THEY DISTRIBUTING FOOD?
JOHNNY: NOPE. A MAN FAINTED AND PEOPLE WERE SYMPATHIZING AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HEALTH CENTRE.
BROS T: WOW! I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN
JOHNNY: YEAH AND FOR ME TOO, 'COS IT ONLY ADDED TO MY HUNGER.
BROS T: DO THEY GET HIM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE?
JOHNNY: MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT AS THEY WERE TRYING I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT THEY SHOULD POUR HOT WATER ON THE MAN.
BROS T: THATS BAD OF YOU
JOHNNY: MAYBE, BUT AS I SAID THIS THE MAN OPENED AN EYE AND BURST OUT.
FAINTED MAN: LEAVE HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF I HAD WANTED HOT BATH WON'T I DO THAT AT HOME, OR DO THEY BATH IN AN EATERY OR EAT THERE?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!