JOHNNY IN THE CLASS
TEACHER: GOOD MORNING CLASS!
STUDENT: GOOD MORNING SIR.
TEACHER:TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DO REVISION ON WHAT WE DID LAST WEEK. HOPE YOU ALL REVISED IT.
STUDENT: YES SIR!!
TEACHER: JOHNNY WHATS WRONG? YOU ARE NOT RESPONDING.
JOHNNY: YES SIR, IT WAS BECAUSE THE TOPIC'S TOO SIMPLE
TEACHER: THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE WORKED ON IT SERIOUSLY
JOHNNY: YYYYEEESS..... (DULL RESPONSE)
TEACHER: ALRIGHT, SOLVE THIS EQUATION FOR US.
3X^2 + 8X -15=0
JOHNNY: (HE WALKED TO THE BOARD AND CLEANED IT.) AND HE FACE THE TEACHER AND THE WHOLE CLASS AND TOLD THEM "PROBLEM SOLVED"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
JOKE OF THE DAY
JOKE OF THE DAY
BROS T: JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JOHNNY: I'M DOING GOOD.
BROS T: YEAH LIKEWISE ME. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
JOHNNY: IT'S SUPERB!
BROS T: REALLY?! PLEASE JIST ME?
JOHNNY: YEAH! I WAS PASSING BY THE GREATEST EATERY (DONMODE FAST-FOOD), THERE I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE, THATS WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO SEE MAYBE THEY (EATERY WORKERS) ARE DISTRIBUTING FOOD.
BROS T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND WERE THEY DISTRIBUTING FOOD?
JOHNNY: NOPE. A MAN FAINTED AND PEOPLE WERE SYMPATHIZING AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HEALTH CENTRE.
BROS T: WOW! I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN
JOHNNY: YEAH AND FOR ME TOO, 'COS IT ONLY ADDED TO MY HUNGER.
BROS T: DO THEY GET HIM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE?
JOHNNY: MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT AS THEY WERE TRYING I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT THEY SHOULD POUR HOT WATER ON THE MAN.
BROS T: THATS BAD OF YOU
JOHNNY: MAYBE, BUT AS I SAID THIS THE MAN OPENED AN EYE AND BURST OUT.
FAINTED MAN: LEAVE HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF I HAD WANTED HOT BATH WON'T I DO THAT AT HOME, OR DO THEY BATH IN AN EATERY OR EAT THERE?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BROS T: JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JOHNNY: I'M DOING GOOD.
BROS T: YEAH LIKEWISE ME. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
JOHNNY: IT'S SUPERB!
BROS T: REALLY?! PLEASE JIST ME?
JOHNNY: YEAH! I WAS PASSING BY THE GREATEST EATERY (DONMODE FAST-FOOD), THERE I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE, THATS WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO SEE MAYBE THEY (EATERY WORKERS) ARE DISTRIBUTING FOOD.
BROS T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND WERE THEY DISTRIBUTING FOOD?
JOHNNY: NOPE. A MAN FAINTED AND PEOPLE WERE SYMPATHIZING AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HEALTH CENTRE.
BROS T: WOW! I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN
JOHNNY: YEAH AND FOR ME TOO, 'COS IT ONLY ADDED TO MY HUNGER.
BROS T: DO THEY GET HIM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE?
JOHNNY: MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT AS THEY WERE TRYING I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT THEY SHOULD POUR HOT WATER ON THE MAN.
BROS T: THATS BAD OF YOU
JOHNNY: MAYBE, BUT AS I SAID THIS THE MAN OPENED AN EYE AND BURST OUT.
FAINTED MAN: LEAVE HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF I HAD WANTED HOT BATH WON'T I DO THAT AT HOME, OR DO THEY BATH IN AN EATERY OR EAT THERE?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JOKE OF THE DAY
BROS T: JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JOHNNY: I'M DOING GOOD.
BROS T: YEAH LIKEWISE ME. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
JOHNNY: IT'S SUPERB!
BROS T: REALLY?! PLEASE JIST ME?
JOHNNY: YEAH! I WAS PASSING BY THE GREATEST EATERY (DONMODE FAST-FOOD), THERE I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE, THATS WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO SEE MAYBE THEY (EATERY WORKERS) ARE DISTRIBUTING FOOD.
BROS T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND WERE THEY DISTRIBUTING FOOD?
JOHNNY: NOPE. A MAN FAINTED AND PEOPLE WERE SYMPATHIZING AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HEALTH CENTRE.
BROS T: WOW! I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN
JOHNNY: YEAH AND FOR ME TOO, 'COS IT ONLY ADDED TO MY HUNGER.
BROS T: DO THEY GET HIM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE?
JOHNNY: MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT AS THEY WERE TRYING I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT THEY SHOULD POUR HOT WATER ON THE MAN.
BROS T: THATS BAD OF YOU
JOHNNY: MAYBE, BUT AS I SAID THIS THE MAN OPENED AN EYE AND BURST OUT.
FAINTED MAN: LEAVE HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF I HAD WANTED HOT BATH WON'T I DO THAT AT HOME, OR DO THEY BATH IN AN EATERY OR EAT THERE?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BROS T: JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
JOHNNY: I'M DOING GOOD.
BROS T: YEAH LIKEWISE ME. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
JOHNNY: IT'S SUPERB!
BROS T: REALLY?! PLEASE JIST ME?
JOHNNY: YEAH! I WAS PASSING BY THE GREATEST EATERY (DONMODE FAST-FOOD), THERE I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE, THATS WAS WHEN I DECIDED TO SEE MAYBE THEY (EATERY WORKERS) ARE DISTRIBUTING FOOD.
BROS T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND WERE THEY DISTRIBUTING FOOD?
JOHNNY: NOPE. A MAN FAINTED AND PEOPLE WERE SYMPATHIZING AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HEALTH CENTRE.
BROS T: WOW! I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN
JOHNNY: YEAH AND FOR ME TOO, 'COS IT ONLY ADDED TO MY HUNGER.
BROS T: DO THEY GET HIM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE?
JOHNNY: MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT AS THEY WERE TRYING I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT THEY SHOULD POUR HOT WATER ON THE MAN.
BROS T: THATS BAD OF YOU
JOHNNY: MAYBE, BUT AS I SAID THIS THE MAN OPENED AN EYE AND BURST OUT.
FAINTED MAN: LEAVE HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, IF I HAD WANTED HOT BATH WON'T I DO THAT AT HOME, OR DO THEY BATH IN AN EATERY OR EAT THERE?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Monday, 30 May 2011
Joke of the day
BROS T: HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE UK?
JOHNNY:NOPE BUT I HEARD THAT LONDON IS MORE BEAUTIFUL.
BROS T:HAHAHAHA!!JONNY' ANYWAY LETS HAVE SOME SHAWARMA?
JOHNNY: NO WAY, I DO NOT TAKE ALCOHOL.
POOR JOHNNY
DON'T FORM WHAT YOU ARE NOT UP TO.
...............DONMODE
JOHNNY:NOPE BUT I HEARD THAT LONDON IS MORE BEAUTIFUL.
BROS T:HAHAHAHA!!JONNY' ANYWAY LETS HAVE SOME SHAWARMA?
JOHNNY: NO WAY, I DO NOT TAKE ALCOHOL.
POOR JOHNNY
DON'T FORM WHAT YOU ARE NOT UP TO.
...............DONMODE
Friday, 20 May 2011
Sunday, 15 May 2011
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UNAWARENESS OF MOST IS DUE TO THEIR FEAR OF WHAT THE DISEASE WILL BRING THEM (SHORT LIVE),NOT REALISING THE DANGER THEY ARE IN TO FOR NOT KNOWING THEIR STATUS.
THERE IS LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS DISEASE BUT FEW TO MENTION. THERE ARE E-SERVICE RENDERED FOR THIS TOPIC(HIV/AIDS).SITES LIKE THIS BELOW ALSO RENDERS SUCH SERVICES.
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